“Green Zone” opens this weekend. What better way to celebrate Matt Damon’s newest success than by watching his 10 Funniest Moments? I guess you could just go see his film (or read the 6 Things Ben Affleck Ruined For Us), but this way, you can watch him with your pants off.
10. “Scotty Doesn’t Know”
This is the greatest part of “EuroTrip.”
9. Damon Battles Guillermo For “Bourne Ultimatum” Role
The role could have gone to a much swarthier and shorter man.
8. “Entourage” Meltdown
This is hilarious… or frightening. Either way, these dudes have pretty hair.
7. Dealing With Creepy Super Fan
Matt Zaller Photoshops himself into the life of Matt Damon in this bizarre interview.
6. Damon Does McConaughey
Is it flattering or just damn mean?
5. Suck Less
While “Stuck On You” didn’t make the list, this funny story about it did. If you find yourself stilling aching for “Stuck,” here’s the blooper reel. It’s better than the whole movie.
4. “How You Like Them Apples”
This is the first time people were scared and excited by Matt Damon… and apples.
3. “How You Like Them Apples” Again
This is a great scene from the movie “Good Will Hunting 2″ inside “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.”
2. “Will And Grace”
It took me an hour to find this clip. If you don’t love it, a choirboy dies.
1. I’m F*cking Matt Damon
You knew this would be number one. You could say the “Bourne” franchise revived his career. I disagree. It was Sarah Silverman’s vagina.
For more great Matt Damon clips watch, Damon juggling balls and reading the Declaration of Independence and Damon battle Guillermo for his role in “The Informant.”
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